August 2011
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No shit, this actually happened.
Me: Right, so what does it look like?
Student: It looks like a cellphone….
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Me: Sorry, we haven’t had any phones handed in at all today.
Student: Oh… ok… but I lost it in the library… so…
Me: NO. FUCKING. PHONES.
(They always insist on telling me more information about how/when/where they lost something after I have established that we DO NOT have it… as if that will suddenly make it appear.)
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Student: I’ve lost my glasses
Me: What do they look like?
Student: Ohh… just… like… normal glasses.
Me: Fuck off and die.
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When people shouldn't even ask
Student: Hey, is this lost and found?
Me: Yes, what have you lost?
Student: A twilight book.
Me: Bro… just let it go.
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When people can't describe what they've lost
Student: So yeah… it’s um… just a ring…
Me: …
Student: I don’t know how to describe it… it’s um… pretty simple…
Me: …
Student: Yeah… so… have you got it?
Me: Get the fuck out of my office.
