October 2011
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Student: I’ve lost my cellphone
Me: Ok, what does it look like?
Student: Well… It’s rectangular…
Really? REALLY?!
Oh darn, sorry! We’ve only got triangular cellphones in at the moment!
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Appropriate responses to the massive box full of lost USBs:
“Holy shit! There are so many!”
“Goodness, I don’t feel like such an idiot now I know so many people lose their USBs”
Inappropriate response:
“Mine’s not here… are there any more?”
Are you fucking shitting me?
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At the end of a particularly long day
Student: Hey, do you know where lost property is?
Me: Yep.
*go back to my computer*
